The latest get very very rich scheme... looking for partners

This one is strictly for entrepreneurs with balls [disclaimer].

short and sweet here is the scheme.

We need to buy a piece of agricultural land in some place where the police and other authorities already have their hands full. (Orissa/Assam/Bihar?).

We will start digging a well on your premises and start doing some basic farming. At bottom of the well (make sure you don't hit water!!!), shall start digging horizontally instead of vertically. Create vast tracts of 8 foot high tunnels. The land so deep down would have a good degree of humus in the soil, making it fertile. Now we will install a mixture of light bulbs and IR lamps in order to recreate sunlight w.r.t. what the plans need. These shall be switched on and off at a 24 hour cycle. since underground tunnels are usually humid, the place in now great to grow coca. In another small part of the 'facility' we shall set-up a state of the art
processing and packaging plant.

Later on, we shall cut a deal with the local police, who I am sure would be the most competent authority and will have the safest distribution network for our product. Also, our payments would be guaranteed. We will, though be careful enough to never divulge where the plant actually is.


Here is a business case:
2 acres of land: 25 lacs approx.
cost of digging, bits and pieces construction[1, see note below]: 5 lacs
cost of generator: 1 lac
cost of lamps: 6000Rs * 800: 48 lacs
cost of door (to keep the slave labor in): 20 lacs
cost of silenced sniper rifles [1]: 2*10 lacs
irrigation system (pump + piping): 2 lacs
laboratory equipment: 10 lacs (incl. vacuum packing, ventilation, and label printing machines, special armbands)
Net total: 135 lacs

The amount of money to be made out of selling high quality stuff is stratospherical, so I shall not get down into those details. The building plans we shall discuss later.

Out of the above costs, we can cover about 15 lacs as loans to farmers for various stuff. The rest we can raise through other methods [2, read if you doubt my confidence].
What we do need is 2 individuals who are willing to go through stringent fitness/martial arts training, and then work in the laboratory. They should also be willing to wear a special armband at all times [3].

Footnotes:
[1]: Only two men will be employed as labor. They will be not leave the premises until the work is complete, and will be shot once it is complete. an added bonus of that the only payment that we will have to make to them would be the advance that would be paid to them 9if they ask for it). For the sake of patriotism, we shall hire Bangladeshi labor. The silenced rifles will come in handy for the purpose.

[2]: Other methods for raising capital. From the first government agricultural loan, we shall procure the first of the rifles. These shall be used to carry out sophisticated contract killings. Through this route we shall raise the remaining capital for the project.

[3]: Every involved member, including I (and the partner), shall wear a special armband. I (and the partner) shall act as if we too are employees of the unseen - behind the scenes - boss (example). This special armband shall contain cyanide, which shall be injected immediately as soon as an attempt is made to either remove the band, or leave the premises.Of course the band I wear shall be fake.

[disclaimer]: Before you start calling the cops, understand that this stuff jocular in nature. We at abhimanyurana.blogspot.com strongly discourage the use of drugs, even if that leads to great deals of good sex or feelings of euphoria. We also strongly discourage assassination as a profession, it can lead to premature torture and death.